Tis The Season
Where has my Christmas spirit gone? I did indeed start out with some. But I have since decided that Christmas light strings are an evil plot by terrorists to undermine all feelings of peace on earth and good will to all men.
My story starts with my determination to buy a BIG real fir Christmas tree.....9 feet to be exact. One would be quite justified in asking why I need such a large tree....especially as I live alone and no presents will be going under it. But it is tradition. Isn't that what Christmas is all about? Since I was a child I have always had a real tree that touched the ceiling. Of course back then the ceiling wasn't 9 feet high and there were lots of adults around to do the carrying and lifting of said tree.
Despite loud groaning, crying out and gnashing of teeth, no gallant neighbours appeared to help me drag my 9 foot tree from the car to my living room. (I couldn't persuade the home depot guy to take a field trip) Of course there being a noticeable lack of......
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