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"The Importance Of Being Earnest" Script Adaptation


Ernest Remake Script
Algernon: Layne-man did ya hear me playin da piano?
Lane: No, wasn’t listening
Algernon: Eh so’k boi, how dem q-cumbuh san’wiches commin?
Lane: They’re all done. Don’t eat them. They’re for Lady Bracknell
Algernon: Ya know me pretty well man, but I know dat woah-mon is pretty crazy bout dem’san’wiches. But boy, do I have the muncheeeees!
Algernon proceeds to take some of the sandwiches and scarf them down
Lane: Jack is here
Algernon: Mah boi Jack? Send ‘im on in
Jack: ALGY MY MAIN MAN, WHATS GOIN ON!?
Algernon: Nothin much mah boy. Ya know, Gwendolen should be showin’ up sometime soon with Aunty B
Jack: H’alriiight. I totally have this super sweet plan to get her in the sa- Get her hand in marriage.
Jack looks over to see that Algernon is ignoring him and is devouring the “q-cumbuh” sandwiches.
Jack: Dude, dude… dude, not cool. You know Lady B aint goin to be so fly with you eating all her......


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Approximate Pages: 3 (250 words per double-spaced page)

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