Suck My Dick
Back in 1942, Jesus created one good thing, and one bad thing. The good thing was cheese; the other was the female sex. Cheese comes in many different forms, such as cheddar and american. Women just come in bitch form. I also like grilled cheese, but apparently its illegal to make grilled women, who would have known?
So after 10 years in prison, I have finally have come to the conclusion that women hate cheese. Why do you ask? Because women hate things that are better then them. Cheese doesn't ignore its calls, or sleep with your best friend. Yeah, I'm talking about you. I fucking hate you. Why'd you leave me? I still love you. Please come back. I need you back.
Remember when we went to Ruby Tuesday on our first date? Yeah. I remember. You ordered a burger, yeah, just a burger, not a cheeseburger. You dumb whore. Now I just sit alone in that same booth every Saturday night. Lucky that waiter named Hank brings me slices of cheese for free as I sit there alone. Oh so alone.......
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