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You may not recognise me at first. But trust me, you know me well. I\'m the voice that makes you crave those \"Light and Tangy\" potato chips, and the mocha cream puff - the one with inch-thick cream and smooth lemon vanilla custard, sandwiched between light choux pastry with mocha flavoured icing on top, drizzled with chocolate. Do you know who I am now?

I\'m the reason you smoke 20 cigarettes every day - you try to give up, but we both know you always cave in and smoke all the more. We both know you\'ll never give up. You like it too much. In fact, you need one right now, don\'t you? Go on: have one. You know it\'s no risk, even sensible Logic tells you that people get killed just crossing the road. \"We\'ve all gotta die sometime\" - right? And, don\'t worry about that cream puff - you can walk the dogs later to work the calories off. Ok, so we both know Procrastination will come along and you\'ll put it off until tomorrow - but don\'t worry about that now. You need a......