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The creation of the world that we inhabit now can be attributed to none other than the great architect of life, Eddie Murphy. His eyes are like rubies which shine and glisten, putting the sun to shame in their brilliance. The muscles on his arm were the size of school busses and the bulging veins ran down his arms like the Amazon River. He was conceived under the name Edward Regan Murphy from the earth itself far back to the ancient land of Pangaea. Its only inhabitants were the gods who rested in the core of the Earth, protected by the impenetrable layers of crust. Immediately after his conception he challenged their callous nature regarding the nothingness that was the surface of Earth. As punishment for his disobedience, he was paddled repeatedly by the muscular gods and Murphy and his granite sculpted frame were spat out from a volcano by the gods. Unfortunately, in Murphy’s tantrum he split the land into eight continents which were separated by an enormous sea of magma. In......

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