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There once was three little pigs each of these pigs had a certain problem the first little pig was too nice but he was a pothead, The second little pig was a prick who thought he knew everything, he judged everything he saw without any hesitation, and the last one was a humble bricklayer who only desired the simple things in life and was a dedicated psychologists but was too much of a pushover. Now the first little pig lived in London and his whole his entire house who he claimed was made of straw was actually processed weed that he made to look like straw, in order to prevent the local officials of England, from finding his secret drug smuggling ring, the second one lived in New York city Where he could find people that where just as picky and pricky as he was, he worked at (Prick Egotistical Neutral Un-inspirational Spiffy) fashion company or P.E.N.U.S for short. He lived in a penthouse with many playhouse porky’s and led a lustful life, as for his old stick house he burned it......

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