Madonna Swears Off Homosexuals
Long-time gay icon Madonna, has decided to resign as a gay-diva, sources revealed. Speculation started at this year's Jingle Ball in Philadelphia, where producer Timbaland leaked a not-quite-HQ snippet of their upcoming collaboration, 4 Minutes To Save The World, rumored to be the first single of her upcoming album. Reportedly, when the crowd heard the decidedly urban-driven, radio-friendly sound of the song, everyone wondered 'is Madonna going all Ted Haggard on us?' A confused local homosexual stated about the song: 'It's weird. It doesn't make me want to wear Diesel jeans and do alkyl-nitrate. I don't understand.'
Trying to obtain more info these rumors, we approached a close acquaintance of Madonna's. Here's what they had to say: "It's true. Madonna it's very disappointed with the gays. It's not like in the old days. Now, they're too busy starting families, adopting kids-- either in real life or vicariously through Angelina on TMZ; both ways equally exhausting, if you ask......
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