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Make It Easy For Your Student To Write Home

Make It Easy For Your Student To Write Home





Date: ___________





Dear Parent(s),



I am too busy to write, but this checklist covers most of the topics of

interest to both of us.



Please send:



__ Money (Cash)! Amount: $_______

__ Food (Cookies)! Dozens: ________

__ Clean clothes!





Relationships:



__ What?

__ I am in love with myself

__ I am in love!

__ I am engaged

__ I got married last weekend



My Roommate:



__ Worships the ground I walk on

__ Gave me a black eye

__ Committed suicide and left a note saying I was the reason

__ Is afraid of the dark and wants to sleep with me in my bed ???

__ Has fleas



My Professors are:



__ Sadistic water walkers

__ Mental institution escapees

__ Brain dead nerds

__ Super oxygen thieves



Latest News:



__ I wrecked the car

__ I can't use your credit card because I have exceeded the credit

limit

__ You are going to have a grandchild

__ False alarm -......


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Approximate Word Count: 478
Approximate Pages: 2 (250 words per double-spaced page)

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