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How To Get Drunk

Drinking beer is the most found way of getting blasted (toasted!!). Researchers found that i am a giant guienne pig (lab rat) who spends time intoxicating him and his mother. While they are intoxicated they eat pizza. So then after they eat pizza they smoke pot. My penis is huge. Huge I tell you. Must be 9 1/3 inches long. I buy big condoms. My friend Ed has a skinny bird. It is like a missile. He can point and aim at anything. He has a bed monster. He likes to give head. His mom drinks beer. She says it soothes the soul. That is why we drink also. i found that when we get drunk we find ourselves out of having sex with the many numerous beavers that we may incounter. That also includes weisels and pussy cats. They are hairy. Sort of like my butt. They have ghonneria. Man i wish i could catch that. I have crabs. This means i get very itchy in the taint area. asd asdfas asdf ioh ohih a asdf sadf asdfk ou oiy yohjksd f asdf dsfas klh ii ios asdf iii wer sdfhk......


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