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There is an ever-growing problem with our
world; unhappiness. Unhappiness has plagued
everyone at a time or two, sometimes even more.
Because of this our world is suffering
enormously: shootings, hate crimes, and wars are
a few results of this widespread unhappiness.
One might say there is no hope for our world,
but there is. To end this unhappiness everyone
should eat Skittles, own a goldfish, and get plenty
of sunshine.

One may ask, what can Skittles do? When the
question should be what can not Skittles do? Not
only can Skittles make you happy, they could
end world hunger. But the focus right now is on
ending unhappiness. Skittles, (by the author's
own scientific research) can and will make
anyone 79% happier. So the next time someone
is stressed out at work, fighting with their spouse,
have no house, or lost their favorite shirt, don't
worry, just eat Skittles! Imagine how much
happier the world would be, if instead of getting
sad or upset, everyone ate......

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