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All About Nothing: The Story of My Life


Perhaps the most important thing that has happened in my life is the
fact that nothing really big or important has ever happened in my life. For
example, my parents are still happily married, and nobody really close to me has
evr died. All of this is very unfortunate, I am sure, because if one of these
things had happened I would have been able to find a topic for this very essay
which I am writing very easily, and would not have had such a hard time getting
this essay in to my teacher on time. Nor have I rescued a little kitten from a
tree, which when I think about it is really unfortunate because then not only
would I have had a topic, but I might also have gotten my picture in the "
Hillsborough Beacon," or even in the "Somerset Messenger Gazette," which, in the
lingo of those in the news paper business, is the ‘big time.' But there is
little point in even mentioning these things, because they have not happened,
and thus, I am......

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