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i hate fish sticks cuz there not real fish they are some weird shit.
Yo, what's up little pup. : You schmendrick, it's not that hard to replace a muffler. Ooo, there is a problem with your catalytic converter. Use that Alpo can and some hose clamps damn it. : No, you ass you'll eviscerate your self, choke up on the knife, turn it around and hold the blade like… give it to me, like this. : How about your mom, no, how about we build that model with those bottle rockets. : Why the hell can't you read a fuckin map! It is there! Shut up crack head. Oh, your right it isn't there. Crap. Let's just take i295. : I hate it when people speed up and slow down & speed up and slow down! Why does on one know how to drive? : let's race.

Junior mints, when you leave them near your heater, they get nice and gooey, that way when you throw them out the sun roof at oncoming cars they splat like the nastiest bug you have ever seen, and for a bird effect use the fifty cent fruit pies at night. ;......

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