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Cat versus Dog
Are you a cat person or a dog person? In the age-old schism of cats versus dogs, there has always been a debate for both sides. No matter what side is taken there will always be a debate about which animal is superior.
People choose pets based on a certain kinship they feel with the animal. Now, perhaps cat lovers are uptight, but they don't choose to claim kinship with a creature whose first act upon meeting a new member of its own kind is to sniff its behind. There is also the problem of dignity and discrimination -- as in, dogs have none. Where's the discrimination in an animal so mindlessly arduous that its overpowering instinct upon seeing someone is to hump his or her leg? And what's dignified about a creature so mad with joy at your (somewhat predictable) daily return from work that it is forced to hurl itself at you like a furry cannonball, intent on knocking you down and likely to induce concussion? In contrast to this slobbering, effusive eagerness, the......

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