Descriptive Essay
Your Final Semester, A Guide To
I was recently asked by my old college newspaper to write a column about how seniors should approach the final semester of their utopian college existence. Knowing that I could provide a degree of wisdom possessed only by those who have truly enjoyed a diverse post-collegiate experience, I accepted. Plus, I still get excited about writing an unpaid column for my small college newspaper. Success, clearly, is relative.
Nevertheless, I set out to write the column that the editors wanted: a witty little number, detailing how second semester seniors should spend their remaining time in a drunken crawl, saving every ounce of energy for all the casual sex they'll be having instead of attending whatever blow-off courses they enrolled in. All of which is, of course, good advice, and as such I dispensed and expounded upon it with much glee:
Procrastination and extensions: Let's be honest: it's in the nature of college students to procrastinate. Why......
View the rest of this paper...
Approximate Word Count: 875
Approximate Pages: 4 (250 words per double-spaced page)
Why should you join Frat Files?
- - It's safe, secure, and private.
- - Instant access to over 100,000 papers. New papers are added hourly.
- - Fast and reliable customer support.
Similar Essays
-
Descriptive Essay
Descriptive Essay. Descriptive Essay of My Watch My article of clothing
is with me at all times. It consists of a 3cm circular base ... -
Descriptive Essay About The Beach
descriptive essay about the beach. Descriptive Essay On a hot summer day,
the only good place to go is to the lake. You would go ... -
Descriptive Essay
Descriptive Essay. Chateau Lake Louise There is something very soothing about looking
out over Lake Louise. The reflections from the sky are as smooth as glass. ... -
Descriptive Essay/ A Dorm Room
Descriptive essay/ A Dorm Room. A Dorm Room Entering into the dorm room it was
evident that the two inhabitants were completely opposite. ... -
Descriptive Essay Two Girls At
Descriptive Essay Two Girls At. It was a busy Saturday afternoon at the
Galleria at Tyler, many different people walking in and out ...
Frat Files
Members
Information
