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The pearl white crystals, which the Leprechauns now possessed, left a bewildering expression on their stunned faces. Standing there in fright, a man before them Woolmaster, master of all wool, and commander and chief of the Leprechaun society, started dancing in a very strange and unique behavior only seen on the Discovery Channel. While performing this stunt, he transformed into a birog, a god of the Leprechaun tribe. Half bird, half dog the dazed and confused Leprechaun screamed "Code Purple!" (This in their language meant Leprechauns in disguise). All the other Leprechauns, which mocked the ill-reputed crystal buffoon, started to understand what he was talking about.
Suddenly a mass of clouds, darker than the deepest realms of hell, covered the sky as a flock of flying Chinese guys armed with potatoes fell from them. Not knowing what to do the Leprechauns performed a ritual so grotesque that if you had seen it, you would die of a terrible sickness called "The Sickness You......

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