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A Modest Proposal

A Modest Proposal

FOR PREVENTING HETEROSEXUALS FROM SPREADING THEIR IMMORALITY AND PRO-STRAIGHT AGENDA ANY FURTHER IN THIS GREAT COUNTRY, AND TO ABOLISH THIS PERVERTED PLAGUE ONCE AND FOR ALL.

I believe our society needs to make a few changes in order to secure its future. Perversion is rampant in this country and affecting our ability to raise our children in a healthy environment. Heterosexuals are taking over and it must be stopped. Their ideology is twisted and promotes a sick lifestyle through use of conversion tactics and propaganda aimed at our youngsters. I propose several options that could bring about a normal, healthy society.

First and foremost, order must be established through the ratification of the Constitution: Heterosexuality must be made illegal. Punishment for breaking this law should be similar to the Three-Strike law currently used for violent offenders. Afterall, heterosexuals are known to be violent against those of us leading healthy and......


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