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The following is an e-mail going around NYC...
> The 1st part is a girl's apology email for cheating.
> 2nd is his hilarious reply which was forwarded to his
> entire address book and is now circulating everywhere
>
> Brad,
> It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable
> right now, I feel like the worst person ever. First,
> let me start by saying that I am truly truly sorry,
> and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the people
> in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last
> person that I would ever want to wrong in any way.
> There is no excuse at all or anything that happened,
> so I won't even try other than to say all of us had
> WAY too much to drink, and I did a stupid thing. I can
> handle you being pissed at me, I absolutely deserve
> it, I can even handle the ugly words that were
> exchanged between us, what I can't handle is thinking
> that you see me as a different person. It is weird, I
> feel like I just went through a horrible......

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