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How To Be Gangsta'

Satirical essay, describing the process necessary to be a gangsta'.

How to be Gangsta'
There are many distinct qualities to being a pure gangsta‘. To stand out in the city of Burlington, you need to be a hardcore city thug, otherwise you'll just blend in if you‘re a wannabe thug. A few pieces to being gangsta' are strappin' your nine, sittin' on 22's, bustin' your gat. A couple other important parts of the entire gangsta' personality is wardrobe, slang use, and your walk.
Your wardrobe is fairly simple, but can be very expensive. The number one rule of your wardrobe is that nothing can fit the way its supposed to. If you want to wear a collared shirt to look nice, get it about three sizes too large, and don't button every button. When attempting to wear a regular t-shirt, you need to think of yourself as a walking billboard. A gangsta' will only wear something if it has over a hundred different slogans and brand names on it, or if the brand name covers the entire......


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Approximate Word Count: 966
Approximate Pages: 4 (250 words per double-spaced page)

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