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The Night Stalker, Tim Wet-Hair, in an Unexpected Situation

"… and after we come back from the break, we'll go live to our ‘on the site' correspondent, Leonard Baxter, where he'll tell us all about the complexities of the space-time continuum. So stick around Bay City. We'll be right back.''
Finally, a break.
"Ok, great job there Tim, but try to slow it down there buddy. This isn't a race."
Nathan always had some helpful hints, that little worm. Sometimes I just wanted to strangle him from his headphone cord. Just watch him dangle there like a lifeless marionette. He always acted like I was some kind of rookie though. Oh well. Just brush it off. You know you're a top gun anchorman, a seven time Emmy award winner.
"Sorry about that N-Man. I've got a case of the ‘screaming panthers', if ya know what I mean."
"What?"
"I've got to take a shit."
"Oh. Well, you got about four minutes there, think you can hold it?"
"Nate, I think this one is a bit too close to......

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